I've recently had a fantastic idea for a remake of the classic 1994 movie "Groundhog Day", where my remake would be titled "Groundhog Dog".

"What's the new plot about?" I hear you ask. Stuff your output hole and listen.

Instead of a groundhog that predicts the weather, where Bill Murray subsequently gets stuck in a timeloop, Groundhog Dog would be about a dog that not only predicts the weather, but controls it.

We don't even have to get Bill Murray to act in it, we'd just hire any old man off the street, grizzle him up a bit, give him a dog, then get some bint from Asda to play the love interest.

I reserve the right to claim a share of any revenue made from a film based on this idea.