VOID THOUGHTS

I cannot remember the last time I ate a pear, or if I've ever had one at all.              I am perplexed by terracotta on a monthly basis              Is love real?              I think I could urinate into an upstairs window from the ground outside if I maintained a full erection and fuller bladder              Bits in your orange juice? I'm in favour but I know not everyone is.              I think splitting the moon in half and putting each side on opposite sides of Earth would be of great benefit              Are Turks really so delightful?                         
Thoughts
Speeding is my right ordained by Satan
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I'm going to be honest with you, I love driving fast. I love the thrill of my tyres worn down to slicks skidding across a freshy moistened oil pool after weeks of sun, tarmac and motorist abuse. That moment you…
It’s not arson if you don’t start it.
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It must have been a hot summer around 2008, but I was hanging out with some kids when I saw a thin wisp of smoke tickling the sky, dancing and weaving in the haze of a heat only produced by…