A Musical Idea
This just might be the most revolutionary musical idea to come along in generations.A vinyl record, with an A Side called Bee Side, consisting solely of the buzzing of bees. The B side called Sea Side, consisting solely of calming…
Drunk Driving World
No matter what they say, there's a spark lost from a sober drive. One or two beers in, just as your skin starts to feel warm, the road starts to feel a little smoother too. The authorities say the lines…
My plan to convert the oceans into unusable slime
This world lacks the ambition to slap God in the face and fuck up all His plans. I intend to change that. The oceans—often called the lungs of our planet—are salty. But just how salty? Turns out, it doesn’t take…
Groundhog Day Remake
I've recently had a fantastic idea for a remake of the classic 1994 movie "Groundhog Day", where my remake would be titled "Groundhog Dog"."What's the new plot about?" I hear you ask. Stuff your output hole and listen.Instead of a…